banksy inspired resturant

• cashier: welcome to McImperialism how may i deliver our "food" to you
• customer: yeah hi uh i'll have the... "This Chicken Was Breed In A Lab And Is Unnatural" sandwich with a side of "These Are Made Of Sawdust" Fries and a "This Drink Is Not Actual Diet And Is Damaging Your Teeth" cola
• cashier: would you like bbq, ketch or our "Frowny" sauce?
• customer: what's in the frowny sauce
• cashier: my script says "Video Games Are Desensitizing Children To Violence" but i think it's like ranch and ketchup