loudest noises:
-dad sneezes
-mom yells
-trying to get a pot out of the pot cupboard
-dropping the shampoo bottle in the shower
-flushing the toilet at 3am in the morning
-IMAX
More you might like
- *walks into room labelled employees only*
- Employee: hey this room is for employees only
- Me: then how am I standing here?
- Manager: damn ur hired






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