*listening to uptown funk for the first time* idk it’s alright
*listening now* girls hit your hallelujah *punches table* girls hit your hallelujah *punches self* girls hit your hallelujah *jumps off roof* cause uptown funk gon give it to you *jumps over car* cause uptown funk gon give it to you *backflips out of airplane* cause uptown funk gon give it to you *runs marathon* saturday night and we in the spot *swims across ocean* don’t believe me just watch *dies*
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