when he's bisexual and a complete fucking loser...
VD: A gif of a game ad showing two people lying on a bed with the title "Cuddle him!". The person on the right seems to be curled up, sleeping peacefully. The person on the right has multiple circles on each one of their extremities and also on their hips. A player is moving the extremities, trying to get closer to the sleeping person. The character ends up in a V position facing the sleeping person while their own hips are facing away. Then suddenly the hips shoot straight at the sleeping person and start thrusting vigorously, shaking both of them. A think bubble appears from the sleeping person with a heart eyes emoji. This think bubble is also shaking with each thrust. /End of VD
what would you do if you went to a party and they was playing owl city fireflies
Go hard
Planet earth might turn slowly but this ass don’t
me:
- saw weed 3 times
- has 7 gf
- has 9 abs
- listens to john lemon
- saw a google image of marijuana sock once
- has 3 phds on english
you:
- 0 or maybe 1 or 2 gf
- 0 abs
- listens to marijuana and the diamonds
- never met picasso irl
- never heard of john lemon
- cryign blooger with 0 phds
bye sweaty :)
You just proved you were an idiot tho?????
Wow you actually just proved to everybody how stupid you are. Please go back to school and relearn English again.
Oh my god, this is unbelievable. a) if you’re trying to get a lot of reposts by showing everyone how retarded you are, well done, you got them. b) @jorober93538 is right. c) learn how to write properly. d) what makes you so cool that you saw weed? e) having 7 girlfriends? Do you think that’s something to be proud of? f) grow up.
Seriously dude, you’re an idiot
- *walks into room labelled employees only*
- Employee: hey this room is for employees only
- Me: then how am I standing here?
- Manager: damn ur hired
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